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27 September 2008 @ 01:53 pm
caps & quotes  
I did some quick screencaps and typed up a few favourite quotes so far.
For icons or other graphics, no need to credit.



20 screencaps from episode 1
20 screencaps from episode 2


Series 1 Episode 1 - Supergroupie

"You're that dick that burnt down the National Gallery aren't you?"
"Yes! The Hotness. See? You have heard of me."

"Allright, darling. You a superhero?"
"Yeah, the whole costume thing kinda gives it away, doesn't it?"

"Pizza and a hand job sound like a pretty good time to me, mister."

"Come down The Fortress, you big Spanish homo."

"Don't argue with the future, floppy tits."
"I like you better when I can fast forward the talking"

"For the last time, there's nothing gay about The Hotness"
"Don, as a gay man..."
"Oh, it's the gayest name in history"

"Have a great night of indifferent cooking and selfish love making."
"Thanks. I will ...my cooking's not indifferent."

"Anarchy's not good for the carpets"

"I'm a superhero not a fucking miracle worker"

"Don't make me bring the monkey thunder"

"Just out of interest Simon, how long does it take for the monkeys to get here after you've summoned them?"
"About two and a half hours"
"Handy."

"What you need is a hobby. What did you get up to today?"
"This and that, bits and bobs"
"Drinking and masturbating?""
"Yup. I beat little Don like he owe me money."

"You've been shot by a tiny child!"

"You're not very clever, are you?"
"I am robbing a Costcutter"
"Fair point"

"Will you be able to pick up all that money with your tiny child's hands?"


Series 1 Episode 2 - The Fantastic Chore

"You know what happened last time you all left me on my own in a pub."
"We've talked about this, you don't have to have sex in pub toilets just because you're bored."

"Did you just call us knuckle fuckers?"
"I could lie to you, but yes I did."

"Honesty! Integrity! Virtue!"

"I was seeing this lovely fella, and he could only have sex watching this one DVD"
"You don't like porn?"
"...it was Schindler's List"

"I can't help it, I'm a word pervert."

"Millions of people have sex in toilets every second of the day."
"I'm pretty sure that's not a real statistic."

"Ding, ding, all aboard the drunk bus."
 
 
 
Meghan: Headless Businessmansupermeghan on September 27th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
Also taking, thank you! I haven't been able to find a torrent.